WHY WON'T YOU EFFIN' DIE?

I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE

EDIT:


FEEL SLIGHTLY LESS CHEATED

THE GUY WHO'S HOSTING THESE VIDEOS HAS MORE DEMO VIDS. I'M TOO LAZY TO LINK THEM ALL.

stepstomarrow
When granddaughter, Jada, was born with leukemia, a donor-match was located and Jada made a miraculous recovery. In honor of her grandaughter's health, Jeanna has decided to walk across the country (in the dead of winter) to raise awareness and build support for the bone marrow registry (all that's required is a cheek swab). Follow Jeanna's remarkable journey as she travels the United States by foot.

Title: Unpredictable Changes
Author: madd4the24
Rating: R
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan (with Jon/Spencer and many others)
Summary: They say family is what you make it. But they also say blood
is thicker than water. When Ryan's family emerges more prolificly into his and
Brendon's lives, he will have to decide which bonds are stronger, and to whom
his loyalty belongs.
Disclaimer: I absolutely do not own these very REAL people that this very
FICTIONAL work is based off.
Warnings:Mpreg and violence of several different degrees.
Beta: rockangelxoxo
Author Notes: This is a series. Read these first:

Extenuating Circumstances
UnForeseen Consequences

Wordcount: 65,000 words in ten parts + epilogue
My fiction journal is musickmadness

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>Title:</u>The Christmas Tree That Grew(and grew, and grew, and grew)
Author: breathedeep222
Rating:Pg-13
Pairing:Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
POV:Third, Spencer's
Summary:Buying the Christmas tree for Spencer's new apartment might have been the best idea he's ever had in his life. Especially when that tree turns out to be a little more than special.
Disclaimer:I wish I owned, I do not.
Author Notes:This is my Christmas Fest admission. This is the first time I've written a Christmas fic, so hoepfully you all enjoy it.
warnings:Swearing, accident prone Pete.
Beta:My friend Lindsay who doesn't have an LJ.

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Title:Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails
Author: justthismorning
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer, one-way Ryan/Brendon
POV: third
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone depicted here. It's all made up for my own entertainment.
Beta: uncomfortable
Author Notes: see master post

Summary:

Maybe Pete didn’t always know, or maybe he had, but when Brendon first told him, he hadn’t acted surprised and he didn’t treat Brendon any differently. He still blew on his face with morning breath before Brendon had had a chance to wake up, and still poked the bottoms of his feet when he fell asleep watching a movie. He still pinched him and gave him beer when Patrick wasn’t looking. He did ask what Brendon’s parents had named him. Brendon had stared at his hands and said, “Brenda, actually. Lame, I know. But it was easier than picking something totally new.”

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Title: Chocolate Cupcakes Taste Good, But You Taste Even Better
Author: intoyour_arms
Rating: PG13 for kissing
Pairing: Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
POV: Ryan's
Summary: Brendon decides to make cupcakes
Disclaimer: i don't own these wonderful boys, nor is this story real
Beta: my friend, whom doesn't have an LJ account
Author Notes: this is my first time posting! I am interested to see what you all think of it! constructive criticism is always welcome

( chocolate cupcakes )

Title: These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends.
Author: faceoffamex
Rating: pg-13.
Pairing: ryden.
POV: second, ryan's.
Summary: Lover was colorless. Those who were absent of the sense of sight were the most educated on the subject that should be reorganized under the genre of fantasy or fiction.
Disclaimer: didn't happen. at least i hope. and i don't own the boys!
Beta: pavlovebby
Author Notes: this is what happens when i get sad. comments are loved!

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HEY GUYS

MY WEBSITE IS DOWN BECAUSE I MESSED UP, WHICH IS WHY MOST OF THE PCHAT SCREENCAPS AS WELL AS THE TSUCHINOCOCK COMIC ARE CURRENTLY DOWN.

I STILL HAVE ALL THE FILES, BUT THE IMAGES WILL REMAIN BROKEN UNTIL I GET MY SITE UP RUNNING AGAIN. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!

-EIRIK

Title: I Wish It Didn't Have To Be So Bad
Author: aerogroupie
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jon Walker/Ryan Ross
POV: 3rd, Jon
Summary: Ryan's really not the King of Windy City
Disclaimer: Not real people! I own nothing here! The title and cut text are from the song that super randomly inspired this, Wendy Clear by blink-182.
Beta: sinfulxtragedy
WARNINGS: Biting, rough sex, dubcon, lack of condoms/lube
Author Notes: Merry Christmas pinkichan! I hope you like this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it! This was written for her prompt on this post.

( Who Pretends Not To Hear You When You Cry )

SO I WAS TOLD TO MAKE A CHILDRENS BOOK ON ONE OF THE FIVE SENSES FOR PSYCHOLOGY. I DECIDED TO MAKE ONEABOUT TASTE I FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER SINCE HE HAD ACTUALLY ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT BITTER TASTING THINGS. AND SINCE HE LIKES VIDEO GAMES I MADE IT ABOUT BIG BOSS/NAKED SNAKE! ENJOY, BUT UH GRAMMAR AND SPELLING PROBABLY SUCK SINCE I WAS IN A RUSH TO FINISH IT XD ( BIG BOSS'S BIG SNACK ADVENTURE :3 )

Title:Mercury
Author: panic_smile
Beta: repulsive_xclairejw Much love for both of these girls, for slugging through this, and special thanks for repulsive_x for listening to me complain and holding my hand :P
Rating:NC-17
Pairing:Ryan/Brendon (Jon/Spencer various others)
POV:Third
Summary:Superhuman AU. Ryan and Spencer are rescued from an experimental facility, and find themselves trying to fit into a new life with new, not-so-ordinary people. That is, until things start to get weird and they realise their 'family' might not be as protected as they think.
Disclaimer:Never happened, don't sue.
Author Notes: Written for NaNoWriMo

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six

Title: Memories That Fade Like Photographs
Author: Ash ms_deathbat
Rating: G/PG (for a boy kiss, it’s just a peck so nothing crazy, lol)
Pairing: Mostly Gen (implied Ryan/Brendon)
POV: Third
Beta: Cassie [Bad username: “rainxdrops12”]
Summary: It’s Spencer’s birthday, but Brendon doesn’t really want to celebrate.
Disclaimer:I don’t own the boys. This is a work of fiction as far as I know. Also, don’t google yourselves. If that is how you ended up here, please turn back now! Oh and the title comes form All Time Low
Author Notes: This was written for Mad, [Bad username: “xxrydenislovexx”] for our one year frieniversary! (which I don’t know the exact date of but it was sometime between September and November, lol) But since I wrote it randomly, I decided it had to be for her, since it is sort of in the same universe as the one I wrote for Cassie, Fuck Me. I Love You. Okay, so basically certain parts might make more sense if you read that one first, lol ;D

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A/N 2: So thanks for reading this. I hope you enjoyed it. And another Happy (super belated) Birthday to Spencer Smith! Concrit is welcome and comments = love.

Title: Ryans Are Better Than Hayleys
Author: onthewindowpane
Beta: aprettylie
Rating: M for this chapter.
Summary: High school jealousy and heart stakes.
Pairing: Ryan/ Spencer/Hayley
Author Notes: This could be a chapter fic? To continue or not to continue?
Disclaimer: Not real.

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Previous Chapters

It's a menu with them all there!

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Title: You Clicked Your Heels And Wished For Me
Pairings: Urie/Valdés, Walker/Smith, Beckett/Saporta
P.O.V.: Third Person
Rating: up to NC-17 with little smoking breaks of P-G.
Warnings: Scandalous-ness, rowdy-ness, swearing, psychological stuff, Gabriel Saporta (yes that is a legit warning), sickeningly-sweet love scenes, blow-jobs, hand-jobs, sex, and ro-FLYING FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! Seriously. Are warnings really necessary if I tell you the rating is NC-17?
Disclaimer: None. Totally authentic, bona fide, valid, genuine non-fiction here. I was there, I witnessed it all, and I own not only Panic, Shane Valdés, Zack Hall, Mark Hoppus, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Black Gold, and The Academy Is…, but I also own the twenty-five foot tall inflatable wizard that Mikey Way aspired to own, James Brown’s ghost, and 34% of the Earth’s moon. I also own Mikey Way… and Alica…. and anything else that makes you understand that I’m lying and disclaimers are bullshit. Don’t fucking sue me. Title clearly belongs to me. Seriously, if you don’t know who it really belongs to, then you probably shouldn’t even be reading this.
Summary: They’re fuck-ups. They’re in a psych-ward. They meet. They fall in love. Read it.
Beta: losing_my_shit
Author’s notes: Sorry my chapter titles are in French???


Previously:
Chapiter Une | Chapitre Deux | Chapitre Trois et Quatre | Chapitre Cinq et Six | Chapitre Sept et Eight


That's right! THREE chapters!


( Sometimes, Brendon's parents make him want to fall out of a 8th floor window )

IF THIS IS NOT ALLOWED, I AM SORRY. BUT I THINK THIS VIDEO SHOWS *EXACTLY* HOW OTACON HELPS SNAKE KEEP HIS ASS IN SHAPE.

( WORK IT! )

HELLO, CAPSCOCK. I BRING YOU SOMETHING MY GIRLFRIEND (lunantic) DREW THIS MORNING.

( BASK(ILISK) IN IT. )

Title: Smile With an Invisible Gun to my Head (III)
Author: tangleelffilter
Rating: R
Pairing: Rydon
POV: Ryan's P.O.V
Summary: I smacked him with the pillow. “Oh! And he hits Urie. That’s a foul. Five minute penalty.”
Disclaimer: I don't own these people.
Beta: o_melody_nelson
Author Notes: Merci beaucoup, o_melody_nelson. Vous êtes le meilleur. J'aime votre fromage. That’s the best I can do. Also, I would like to inform the darling readers of this story that between now and January 12th…ish, there won’t be many installments. It’s winter break for both of us and family and all that jazz. But we shall try our darndest to get at least one or two out in that time….I think.

Prologue, I, II


III

Title: Take My Hand
Author: katelynelaine
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan Ross / Brendon Urie
POV: Third
Summary: AU; Ryan & Brendon meet in a bar; Number six in table.
Disclaimer: I own them; I also have a tie dyed nargle.
Beta: Hannahh! haz no lj

(Take my hand & we can run away)